the heartless freak hell friend club

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|9/\/y said:

I don't get the joke.

That makes it so much funnier.

I have one.

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel....

Well, that one almost got me banned from GP, I'll refrain from posting it here.

[Jewbread]

har har, it may have gotten you almost banned, but they didnt even notice it on me for weeks

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That's 'cause you used your mad l337 skills.

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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

i think that's the single greatest thing i've ever read. Thank you Shodan ^___^

i ws watching the motorcycle diaries last night and when Ernesto Guevara got to Peru he had a boy tour him through the city and when they arrived at a church he called it, "Jesus Christ Inc." that made me giggle

[Shodan]

|9/\/y said:

I don't get the joke.

the joke is that it more or less points out that fundamentalists will accept some really quite fantasic claims while ignoring others. For the most part, we skeptics either find that confusing or amusing.

edit for lack of basic spelling skills.

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Shodan said:

top ten signs you're a fundy ...

That was great. As a joke, of course. I mean, hey, I'm a Christian, but it was still funny.

[EyesofanAngel20]

the top nine of them were funny but #1 was offensive a little, and could really confuse and offend new Christians. Anyway, just thought Id put my two cents in. its good we can have fun with each other. sry, but i dont have any athiest jokes...*shrugs* us Christians, we are so holy we can't make fun of those who havn't seen the light yet.

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I think this needs a bump.

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i thought this had been deleted. i didn't even think of looking in the clubs section! VIVA LA HEARTLESS FREAK HELL FRIEND CLUB! w007

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Now we should all follow my trend and change our names to "Heartles...[insert whateverelse here]." Oh yesh. ^_^

[Shodan]

EyesofanAngel20 said:

us Christians, we are so holy we can't make fun of those who havn't seen the light yet.

sure you can. DO IT!

c'mon, you are making me feel bad...

FINE, BE THAT WAY!

I would love to post some of them modified Chick Tracts, but they would be far too offensive to even consider. Google anti tracts if you want to see some.

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Now we should all follow my trend and change our names to "Heartles...[insert whateverelse here]." Oh yesh. ^_^

::follows trend::

XD

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Yuss! <3

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<3 to teh laila

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sw00t.