Jesus hates me.

Skylarking
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Jesus hates me. Apr 15, 2006 21:37:28 GMT -5

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Post by Skylarking on Apr 15, 2006 21:37:28 GMT -5

Well, no. Jesus only loves me as much as he has to. It's part of the job.

On Thursday we were supposed to dress up Easter-like for prizes of candy. Mostly for my own amusement, I exploded a red pen in a stigmata-like fasion on my hands and wrists. It actually looked like festering wounds. When people would ask, in actual concerned voices "Colleen! What happened?" I would respond with "I'm dressed up for Easter..." to mixed reactions.

But that is not it. I showed Jennessa, who responded with "Wow, Jesus must really hate you."

"No, Jesus loves me, but I make him wear a condom."

I am a terrible person. I am definately going to hell.

"This happens everytime I go to Toronto. Everytime I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to do me. Why can't people like me for me?" -Scott Thompson
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hoarpumpkin Guest	Jesus hates me. Apr 16, 2006 18:55:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hoarpumpkin on Apr 16, 2006 18:55:54 GMT -5 bahhahahaha you win

Dancing with Suicide Top 20 Bodies Under Siege Posts: 2,199	Jesus hates me. Apr 16, 2006 22:11:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dancing with Suicide on Apr 16, 2006 22:11:43 GMT -5 Lol
	We'll speak of what what a waste I am.

ava Top 20 Posts: 952	Jesus hates me. Apr 17, 2006 14:48:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ava on Apr 17, 2006 14:48:21 GMT -5 omfv i love you colleen
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Skylarking Supa'heero Hi! waves Posts: 4,002	Jesus hates me. Apr 17, 2006 18:13:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skylarking on Apr 17, 2006 18:13:39 GMT -5 Hell friends?
	"This happens everytime I go to Toronto. Everytime I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to do me. Why can't people like me for me?" -Scott Thompson www.livejournal.com/users/cjthrills/

ava Top 20 Posts: 952	Jesus hates me. Apr 18, 2006 0:38:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ava on Apr 18, 2006 0:38:21 GMT -5 hell yes!
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Skylarking Supa'heero Hi! waves Posts: 4,002	Jesus hates me. Apr 18, 2006 21:53:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skylarking on Apr 18, 2006 21:53:00 GMT -5 As hell friends, do we ever do anyhting besides state our hell friendness?
	"This happens everytime I go to Toronto. Everytime I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to do me. Why can't people like me for me?" -Scott Thompson www.livejournal.com/users/cjthrills/

ava Top 20 Posts: 952	Jesus hates me. Apr 19, 2006 15:18:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ava on Apr 19, 2006 15:18:26 GMT -5 we had a hell party once, and a suicide party, but they sort of died a long time ago. it's sort of hard to have a hell-party without being in hell yet.
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Skylarking Supa'heero Hi! waves Posts: 4,002	Jesus hates me. Apr 20, 2006 18:27:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skylarking on Apr 20, 2006 18:27:31 GMT -5 zomg remembers the suicide party I think I stepped out in front of an ambulance.
	"This happens everytime I go to Toronto. Everytime I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to do me. Why can't people like me for me?" -Scott Thompson www.livejournal.com/users/cjthrills/

gopher Top 20 Posts: 3,431	Jesus hates me. May 8, 2006 15:39:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gopher on May 8, 2006 15:39:47 GMT -5 haha, i loled in the middle of the library. <3
	"A lot of people are dumb enough to pursue happiness- happiness as a goal. It's pretty stupid. It's just kind of a state of mind that you kinda- that you have now and then, and if you're just a generally happy person, you're gonna have bad days, and that doesn't make you a failure." -MJK

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Post by Dancing with Suicide on Apr 16, 2006 22:11:43 GMT -5

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Post by Skylarking on Apr 17, 2006 18:13:39 GMT -5

Post by ava on Apr 18, 2006 0:38:21 GMT -5

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