Shodan's guide on how to be a good student

[Shodan]

1) leave your essay until the night before it is due

2) do the readings for it as you write it

3) surf the net while writing it

4) leave preparing the oral presentation for the next morning, about two hours before the presentations itself

chances are the teacher will either love me for tearing Plato to shreds or will hate me for filling it with so much confusing logic jargon.

[jamers]

lol

[Mysta]

Shodan said:

1) leave your essay until the night before it is due

2) do the readings for it as you write it

3) surf the net while writing it

4) leave preparing the oral presentation for the next morning, about two hours before the presentations itself

psh, I can do all that with my eyes closed

[ava]

For best results, imbibe alcoholic and/or herbal refreshments while writing said essay.

[Shodan]

a big positive to the first there Ava, but it was only a couple of beers because i am out of booze.

I wish I had a flask during my oral presentation though. I suck at talking in front of a group, and my otherwise awesome pwnage of Plato was muffled by the fact I was talking at 180 wpm

[alaska chic]

lol

Mysta said:

psh, I can do all that with my eyes closed

[sex ees gud]

1) leave your essay until the night before it is due

2) do the readings for it as you write it

3) surf the net while writing it

4) leave preparing the oral presentation for the next morning, about two hours before the presentations itself

darn, i'm a bad student. I prepare my oral presentation...while i'm presenting it

XD

[Skylarking]

Any extra advice for when writing essays on how I'm a "good little Christian girl?" >.<

[Shodan]

i have no experience at being any of those things so perhaps this would do.

take all of your experiences, and write the opposite. except the girl part, that might confuse people if you change that.

[sex ees gud]

lol. My ADHD makes me the worst student ever. I'm supposed to be working on a project about the incident at Chappaquiddick. and guess what. i'm online. lol

[Shodan]

pffft, i can do better. I have a test tomorrow (more like today, in about 12 hours) which i have done very little study for, and an unstarted 2500 word essay due friday.

For reference, it is now thursday for me.

[sex ees gud]

Ah, it's Wednesday for me.

Well, on a regular basis i can totally relate to your...procrastination. I'm the person that's watching TV, glances over at a project due the next day that i haven't started yet, shrugs and continues watching TV. I'm only doing this one because i'm bored, have no energy, have been dumped off at the library by mother dear and actually want to graduate in the next 4 weeks ^__^

hehe

[Skylarking]

I have one big early Canadian politics test tomorrow, and I've done no studying, but I know it pretty well. I have an even bigger biology test on Friday, and I've studied a bit for that, but I plan on slacking off for that, even though I know nothing.

[Shodan]

Current time: Thursday, 11:17 PM

Essay to be done: Philosophy essay on Peter Singer's utilitarian arguments for the better treatment of animals, compared with David Oderberg's opposing, rights based view.
Progress: ~1000/2500 words

Due on: Friday, 5:00 PM. Penalty of 2 marks for every day late.

No need to panic here. And once I have it done I have two weeks of break. Huzzah!

In other news I don't think I did very well in my logic test. I should pass though.

Kinda said:

I have one big early Canadian politics test tomorrow, and I've done no studying, but I know it pretty well. I have an even bigger biology test on Friday, and I've studied a bit for that, but I plan on slacking off for that, even though I know nothing.

Canada has politics

[stargirl]

ha, I do all of that... ^^;
and pfft, tests of subjects that require only good/momentary memory is done on the 30 minutes before the test...